Contradiction

It's funny the way things work out that is always the opposite of what I had planned.
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I planned to sleep early, ended up sleeping later than usual.
I planned to cook, I went out to eat with friends instead.
I planned to do revision, that is when I watch videos.
I planned not to go to class, a surprised pop quiz took place.
I planned to shut up, somehow managed to talk about a lot of nonsense.
I planned to be nice, once I open my mouth, I hurt someone.
etc. etc. etc.....

Why oh Why, that my body does not listen to my mind and my mind doesn't listen to my conscience?

Constant contradictions...
just makes my simple life so complicated.